9.06.2005

Overheard (dead friend)

Overheard at WMU issue #1

Blonde Girl "So did you have a good weekend?"
Dude Bro "Umm.. well I had to go to this funeral."
Girl "Who was it for?"
Dude "It was this buddy of mine from high school."
Girl "How did he die?"
Dude "Umm..he was real drunk and he fell asleep. Then I guess he choked on his puke."
Girl "Oh... So how was the rest of your weekend?" (Smiles eerily)


Later on in the conversation...
Girl "How can you grade a philosophy paper. I mean it's an opinion. You can't grade opinions."

Some one should write a philosophy paper on that.

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